Cultural Heritage Thinker T-Shirts

"I'm as indigenous as you can get. My great-grandfather was born in Brooklyn."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Honoré de Balzac

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I made you a mixtape."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Cossack dancers

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Welsh Dragon

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"It's the addition for our family room."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Little boy dragon

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

'But everybody does that stuff!'

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

Stoics vs. Epicureans.