Cultural Heritage Thinker T-Shirts

"I'm as indigenous as you can get. My great-grandfather was born in Brooklyn."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Honoré de Balzac

"I made you a mixtape."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Cossack dancers

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Baptism Then and Now

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Welsh Dragon

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Little boy dragon

"California has always been too big for its britches."

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

'But everybody does that stuff!'

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Antonin Dvorak