Cultural Conscientiousness Pillows

Minnesota Rises

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Creation of Red Wine

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

The Cremaster Cycle

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"Welcome to the United States."

3D Theatre

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

Musical Vases

Punch Initials - O

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

The drinker.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Statue of Christopher Columbus

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo