Cultural Awareness Pillows

'It's worse than we thought. They're developers!'

"Welcome to the United States."

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

"It's almost three hours and we only did a block!"

"Now here's a sign of the times."

"This is...Numero Uno! The new network for today's American Latino!"

Cinco de Mayo sale! 50% off! *with US citizen ID.

"Really, Billy...anybody can shop at this Hispanic-friendly J Mart. It's no big deal."

"Dad, would you vote for someone just because they were Latino?"

"What? Just because I'm Latino you assume I must automatically like Spanish music?"

"Billy, it's pretty rude to come to my house and tell my dad he can't speak Spanish."

"Why does everyone go all crazy about 'El Cinco de Mayo'? Nobody even knows what it means!"

Eiffel Tower Peace

"Hey...this is America! Speak Spanish like everyone else!"

"That's so weird! We have a holiday to celebrate the new year, too!"

"Britney, I'm sorry to disappoint you...I know you expected my family to live up to your preconceived notions...but we're pretty normal."

"So this is your house? Where's the tortilla maker? Don't you decorate with pinatas? I don't see any Ricky Martin posters!"

Made in China 1, Uyghurs

"Your profile picture is a person of color? What kind of racist blackface crap is that???!"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Cuban Mother Against US blockade

"What was your holiday like?"

"Look at this! They sell 'Hispanic-style yogurt.'"

"Excuse me, sir - which is better, Queens or the Bronx?"

"I told you you should never have had that sensitivity training."

"Grab some lederhosen, Sutfin. We're about to climb the globalization bandwagon."

"I feel we’re wasting our time here in Moscow."

"Actually, the neighborhood today is much less restricted than it used to be."

Armstrong, there's an illegal immigrant named Juan living in our dishwasher. Shhh! It's part of the don't-ask-don't-tell under-the-table economy. Juan feeds his family, you don't do grunt work, and cultures learn to intermingle. It's beautiful. Don't forget the part where you pay him $3 an hour. You gave him a raise?!

MLK Jr's estate has licensed his likeness for a truck commercial.

The drunken racist - seen him before?

"Not at all, I just wanted to cover my face because I'm ashamed of all the bigoted and hateful people in this country."

"Whoa, Baldo! They're serving enchiladas! I bet you eat these every day!"

'Men who're into long walks in the country and candle-lit dinners appear to be in hot demand in a place called London.'

Hiawatha day, New York City, 1974