Cultural Conscientiousness T-Shirts

Minnesota Rises

Louis Armstrong

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Creation of Red Wine

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Cremaster Cycle

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"Welcome to the United States."

3D Theatre

Punch Initials - O

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

After finishing his two year residency at Drai's Beach club, in Las Vegas, D.J. Pauly D decides to return to his first love theatre.

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

Musical Vases

The drinker.

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Statue of Christopher Columbus

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo