Cultural Chameleon T-Shirts

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Like Minded

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Farmer's Market.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"You can't hide from child support."

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."