Cultural Chameleon T-Shirts

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Like Minded

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Farmer's Market.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"It's like I'm invisible."

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"