Cultural Artifacts Gifts

"We collect cowboy-and-Indian paraphernalia. How much would you take for your pickup?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Cossack dancers

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"It's running five minutes fast."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Welsh Dragon

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

Slalom

Haunted museum

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Little boy dragon

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

'He was an evil king.'

Mozart

Igor beaver.

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: dinner plans.

Sundial Watch

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

Notre Dame Fire

"I was miles away - could you start again?"