Cultural Artifacts Prints

"We collect cowboy-and-Indian paraphernalia. How much would you take for your pickup?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Cossack dancers

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"It's running five minutes fast."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Welsh Dragon

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

Slalom

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

Little boy dragon

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Haunted museum

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

Mozart

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

Igor beaver.

'He was an evil king.'

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

Notre Dame Fire

Sundial Watch

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: dinner plans.

"At the 2008 Olympics, Henry Cejudo became the youngest American to win a wrestling gold medal. His mother taught him that desire can trump despair. And then she taught him how to escape her chicken-wing armlock."