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"Is om even a word?"

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Meditation

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Born to be Mild.

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

All we have in life is this moment...

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Relax.

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Amongst the rush.

Weathervanes.

Sea of Tranquillity

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?!

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'If you'll just relax and trust me on this...

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Consternation/Control