Cult Movie Collector Gifts

Man Smoking

Benedict Cumberbatch

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

John Waters

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

Charlie Chaplin

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

W.C.Fields

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

"All I got was a cake and a card."

Nosferatu-D2

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

During 'Gone with the wind' Clarke Gable often slipped into industrial language.

Paul Newman

Snakes on a Plain.

No one bleats about fleece club!

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

Cult films!

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

A Russian nesting doll is implanted with an alien embryo.