Cult Movie Aficionados Gifts

A Russian nesting doll is implanted with an alien embryo.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

John Waters

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Man Smoking

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

Nosferatu-D2

"All I got was a cake and a card."

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

Snakes on a Plain.

No one bleats about fleece club!

Cow Kong.

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

Medieval Tron

"I wish I had that kind of energy."

Cult films!

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

If "Bonanza" actor Dan Blocker had been in a movie about an ancient Greek war ... He'd have been "The Trojan Hoss"!

The Coen Brothers of Science.

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

World Global Cult.

Sid & Nancy & Scott