Cult Film Admirer Gifts

Nosferatu-D2

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Buster Keaton

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

John Waters

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

Man Smoking

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"All I got was a cake and a card."

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

If Mary Poppins had drifted in Oz instead of Professor Marvel.

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

Snakes on a Plain.

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

No one bleats about fleece club!

A Russian nesting doll is implanted with an alien embryo.

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

Medieval Tron

Cult films!

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

"I wish I had that kind of energy."

"You laughing at my mule?"

World Global Cult.

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

"Should we watch the movie whose title we can't remember or the one whose title we can't pronounce?"

In the Waterfront