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"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

Future garbage truck driver.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Why markets crash.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Dog Day Afternoon

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

The Best Laid Plans

man juggling career, home and children

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Disorder in the Court!

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

Files.

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'