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Spice Wimmyn.

'I sent out for everything.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Like death by salad.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

French wine

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Sauce for the Goose

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Before/After

Important Food Groups

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Holiday Supplies

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."