Culinary Tradition Keeper Pillows

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: dinner plans.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

The Christening Party

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."