Culinary Tradition Keeper Mugs

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: dinner plans.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

The Christening Party

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."