Culinary Secret Agent Pillows

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Licensed to grill.

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"First you make a roux."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

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