Culinary Secret Agent Mugs

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

Clandestine cows.

"First you make a roux."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Top Secret Files

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'