Secret Recipe Guardian Mugs

"... brisket ...recipe. Hide it."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Lockdown casserole

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Cheese Secret

Blog Breakdown

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Recipes.

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy