Secret Recipe Guardian Mugs

"... brisket ...recipe. Hide it."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Lockdown casserole

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Cheese Secret

Blog Breakdown

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Recipes.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'