Culinary Pirate Prints

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'It's my favorite.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Pirate

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Funky Chef 2

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Roadkill Restaurant

S. S. All You Can Eat

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"I think it's past it's sell by date."

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"Tonight's prix-fixe meme features something crunchy, followed by something leafy, then chewy, then meaty, and finally something sugary."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."