Culinary Peacekeeper Pillows

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

"My compliments to the can opener."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Warring parents

A neutral observer.

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

Aleppo vs. Russia

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

The Arab Autumn

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"We never fight anymore."

Thank you for not droning on about the English