Culinary Peacekeeper Mugs

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

A neutral observer.

Warring parents

Aleppo vs. Russia

"Things were going along great with Greg and me, and then the 'Diceman' returned."

The Arab Autumn

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Thank you for not droning on about the English

"We never fight anymore."