Culinary Nostalgist Pillows

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I've added some dehydrated non-vegetable oil sulphites so it's more like mum used to make."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Grandma's caf

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Old Spice

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

Scales

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Griller highlights never gets old

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Tortilla the Hun.

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

'Village store and Food museum'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'I just loved you Potatoes O' Squanto!'

"I think we need one that shows the oldest food in the country."