Culinary Memories Pillows

"If you close your eyes, it sounds like the dinners Gram used to open."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Grandma's caf

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

All-Day Breakfast

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"We succumbed to your hype."

'How was the squid?'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

A London gent abroad

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"You were right-we should have just split one."

Please Wait and wait and wait.

Our Troubled Chowders

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

The Family Joules: Part 14

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Tortilla the Hun.