Culinary Kings Mugs

'Who had the 'Chicken-a-la King'?'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Canape?

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

In the DNA Kitchen

Sweet surprise.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Sushi Train Set.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

"Christmas pudcast"

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

She found baking helped enormously.

"Call this cordon bleu?"

Stand back - while I whip something up

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'