Culinary Influencer Gifts

"Oh, look! For an extra $10 they'll have a professional take a social media suitable photo for our meal."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Canape?

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Lockdown casserole

In the DNA Kitchen

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Sweet surprise.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Fresh pepper?"

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Cooking With Pollock.

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise