Culinary Golfers T-Shirts

Harold eats lunch like he plays golf.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Counting ribs

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

The Perfect Foil

Feast

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Cookery Lesson.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'Needs more kale.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

The perfect man

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'