Culinary Conundrums Champion Prints

A football fan is distracted from cooking by a goal.

Come dine with me!

Bad for you but to die for

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

The Last Dinner

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

"Come on, let me see the picture."