Culinary Conundrums Prints

'It wasn't going to be the night for Fusilli Marinara with the Lobster Newburg after all'

Bad for you but to die for

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

Martian restaurant and take away

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' 'So that's where it is.'

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

'How can anything this bad be fattening?.'

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

Supermarket Aisles.

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

Good grief! What did we order?!

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

Well, I told you to add yeast to your shampoo.

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

"I have mixed feelings about gluten"

The old good cholesterol, bad cholesterol routine.

A football fan is distracted from cooking by a goal.

Your supper was dinner and orginially lunch

"I was looking at a food site, and I left the tab open overnight. Judging by the bugs, the food went bad."

'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.'

"My heart says I should go with my head; my head says I should go with my gut."

'I trust sir won't be whingeing and moaning all evening, about the food and service?'

Confused by his wife's shopping list, yet determined to fly solo...Roy simply filled his trolley at random.

'Pepperoni? Definitely... or maybe spicy chicken. No, definitely pepperoni. But I had that yesterday. Does it matter if I eat it twice in a row? I don't know. Maybe spicy chicken.' - 'Cooking time 13 minutes?! You have to be fluffing kidding me!!' 'Oka...

The World's Longest Sandwich.

'It says to put the potatoes in a pan of water but it doesn't say whether to use still or sparkling.'