Culinary Conundrums Champion Pillows

A football fan is distracted from cooking by a goal.

Come dine with me!

Bad for you but to die for

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

The Last Dinner

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"