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"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Bermuda Triangles

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Rump roast?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Hats and Food

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"