Culinary Car Lover T-Shirts

Bagels, burgers, pizza, donuts, everything I eat is round like a wheel, maybe because I'm always driving!

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Route 666

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"