Culinary Car Lover Mugs

Bagels, burgers, pizza, donuts, everything I eat is round like a wheel, maybe because I'm always driving!

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Route 666

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."