Culinary Camera Enthusiast Pillows

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

The Perfect Foil

Feast

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Cookery Lesson.

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

Avocado Timeline

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

The perfect man

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven