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'There! This time I've cut off all the burnt bits!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Baker Romance

'I was in the catering corps.'

Man's cooking explodes.

Feast

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

The Perfect Foil

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Cookery Lesson.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.