Culinary Appreciator T-Shirts

'Let's take a short break from business and visit the gourmet cooking channel.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Menu Dating

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I come here for the pepper."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Full English Breakfast.

Baker Romance

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'I was in the catering corps.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."