Cufflink Connoisseur Pillows

Chiropractic concerns

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Curling your hair for no reason

Binge Watch

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Goal!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"The first of many cubicles..."

"I see a couch."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Staycation Photos

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

E-Z Livin'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'The best part about working from home is NOT working from home.'

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"Lunch!"

Bummer Time Streaming

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'