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Chiropractic concerns

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Goal!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Binge Watch

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"I see a couch."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

E-Z Livin'

Staycation Photos

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'The best part about working from home is NOT working from home.'

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"Lunch!"