Cuddly Bear Confidant Pillows

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Late night teddy reading

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Personal Assistants.

Spa Dog

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

Hugs 50 cents

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."