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'I see you've heard the downsizing rumor.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"This position has become very important to the company."

'That's our mission statement.'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

Another day at work would be one too many...

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Work Slave

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

I think, theerfore I am underpaid

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Think' 'But not too much'

At Lego corporate headquarters.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

Thinking outside the cubicle

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Soul.

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."