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'How can I think outside the box when I work in one?'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Corporate Rat.

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

You are here.

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Are these billable hours?'

Stacked In Tray

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'Frankly, we're looking for someone very much unlike you.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'Apparently the new boss is a real Queen Bitch from Hell.'

'How can a man jump out of a window if the damned window can't be opened.'

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

'Working from home again, Jerry?'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

"I'd like your honest, unbiased and possibly career-ending opinion on something."

Damned if you do...

There's got to be more to life than just sitting at a desk...

"I can't promote you to that position ... you'd be perfect for the job."

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'