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'How can I think outside the box when I work in one?'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Corporate Rat.

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

You are here.

'Are these billable hours?'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

Stacked In Tray

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

'Frankly, we're looking for someone very much unlike you.'

'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'Apparently the new boss is a real Queen Bitch from Hell.'

'How can a man jump out of a window if the damned window can't be opened.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

I accidentally deleted your report, Bob. Figures. Coffee maker's broken, Bob. Figures. Forget those changes I asked you to make, Bob. Figures. Bob, your flight is at 5 a.m. Figures. I need you to stay late, Bob. Figures. No, Bob, your plan doesn't cover dental. Figures. It wasn't exactly the six0figures job that Bob had hoped for.

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

"I can't promote you to that position ... you'd be perfect for the job."

Damned if you do...

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

'Working from home again, Jerry?'

"I'd like your honest, unbiased and possibly career-ending opinion on something."

There's got to be more to life than just sitting at a desk...

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'