Crystal Ball Stock Analyst Mugs

"Relax, Eddie. Our research division says the fundamentals look good."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Quantum Psychic

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

Hog Futures

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

Psychic car mechanics.

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

Big Medium

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

'You will make big bucks, then you'll give it all away to reduce your taxes.'

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'