Crystal Ball Admirer Mugs

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Windows or Mac?

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"I must say, that was a very detailed answer to my 'where do you see yourself in five years' question."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Ill next Thursday

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Nostradamus.

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

Suzanne Lenglen

Hog Futures

Psychic car mechanics.