'You will spend your life investing money and getting rich...then you will lose your marbles, and give it all away.'
Crystal Ball Believers Mugs
Begin each day with a dash of magic—our crystal ball believers mugs are perfect for those who see wonder and possibility in the mysterious. Brighten mornings with playful designs that inspire curiosity.
'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'
Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...
Quantum Psychic
"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."
Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.
"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."
Windows or Mac?
'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'
"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"
'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'
YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.
"We're having a special today on bright futures."
"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."
'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'
'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'
'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'
'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'
'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'
Crystal Ball Plug
'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'
Psychic car mechanics.
Hog Futures
'I only make predictions in retrospect.'
"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."
Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.
Big Medium
"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"
'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'
Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'
'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'
A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.
'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'
You will go on a trip.
"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."
Crystal Ball Believers Mugs Collection
Crystal Ball Believers Pillows
Bring enchantment into your home with our mystical pillow collection, perfect for lovers of the supernatural and the creative.
Crystal Ball Believers Prints
Decorate your space with mystical prints that capture the charm of the crystal ball belief. Perfect for adding a magical touch to your walls.
Crystal Ball Believers T-Shirts
Discover a world of whimsical and mystical t-shirts for believers. Perfect for expressing your love of the mysterious and the magical.