Cryptocurrency Developer Pillows

I can't believe you're going to sue me, Rudy. What kind of person sues his own friend? I'm not. I dropped the lawsuit, Armstrong. I re-checked the programming in the cryptocurrency I created, and it has a flaw I'd overlooked. I forgot to put a dash on command line 457,000 so as soon as 457,000 people traded the currency, the entire currency collapsed. Sorry I accused you of hacking my computer and stealing all my money, boss. So you're saying you're sorry you willfully and maliciously slandered

The Computer Bore

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

My First Bitcoin.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

Pasadena Playhouse War

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'It won't take bitcoins.'