Cryptocurrency Trader Pillows

'Here comes the new kid.'

Get to Know Your Cryptos

"Do you accept cryptocurrency?"

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

"Which cryptocurrency bubble are you in?"

The Sultan of Bitcoin

"I sold all my bitcoins and moved into rainbows."

"I don't feel sorry for your online default one little bitcoin."

"Your coupon is great, but we'll soon be switching over to this as our new crapto currency."

"Homeless? No....Jerry made his fortune in crypto-currency and Trevor is a Bitcoin Bilionaire."

"You need to stop mining bitcoin. You've got the black lung."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

Virtual Money?

Economics/Crypto Currency

"Not a bit the wiser. . ."

Modern money

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

Bought Bitcoin futures without being warned about flash crashes.

"What's an NFT but another *TLA."

Leonard the Libertarian Leprechaun and his Pot of Bitcoins.

"Why is the Capt'n burying an empty chest?"

My First Bitcoin.

"I invested all my gold into NFTs."

"I’ve been replaced by the Dogecoin mascot."

"It's crypto."

"You better not take any money from this guy, he's a cryptocurrency trader."

"I moved out of crypto into bankruptcy."

Crypto and Son

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!