Cryptocurrency Pillows

"Bitcoin Explained"

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

"I know about the birds and the bees. Can you explain Bitcoin?

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Bitcoins? Do you take me for a fool - I want magic beans.'

"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."

"We made three billion dollars mining Bitcoin, minus our electricity bill - that comes to $1.61."

"I've only got Bitcoins."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'I'm tired of people stealin' me gold so I put it all into Bitcoins.'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'Here comes the new kid.'

'Got any spare Bitcoins?'

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

Get to Know Your Cryptos

"It's not empty, stupid! You're looking at 3 million in Bitcoin!"

Now Accepting Bitcoins

A book titled 'Tales from the Crypto'.

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

Blocked Network

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

Bought Crypto And Got Ripped-O!

"Wait, I'm not just a turkey! I'm also an N.F.T.—a thing that you don't understand but that your friends have told you to invest in and definitely not eat."

"Which cryptocurrency bubble are you in?"

"Do you accept cryptocurrency?"

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

"Alexa, mine me some bitcoin."

"I sold all my bitcoins and moved into rainbows."

"Gimme all your Bitcoin!"

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!