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Bitcoin Monster

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"I'm a professional bitcoin blackmailer."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"Homeless? No....Jerry made his fortune in crypto-currency and Trevor is a Bitcoin Bilionaire."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Computer Bore

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

TV Situations vacant.

My First Bitcoin.

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pasadena Playhouse War

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Pardon the intrusion, we just wanted to run one last test before we brought it to market."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."