Cryptocurrencies Gifts

You'll never guess what happened, Randy. What's that? The cryptocurrency I created exploded last night. People are mining and trading like crazy. There are only 100 million Rudycoing in existence, and once they're gone, they're gone. Guess what I did? I bought you 1,000 of them before the public caught wind of it. Now you 1,000 coins are worth $15,000 each. I have not idea what any of that means, but it sounds like you're single-handedly destroying the whole world's economy. Once Rudycoins are a

Bitcoin negative vision

Licence to Lose Your Shirt. . .

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

That might not work, EU...

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

M16 Code-breakers office

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

My First Bitcoin.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'Here comes the new kid.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

US Dollar weakens.

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."