Cryptic Conversation Lover Pillows

Personals: Decoder sought by F,NS,VEG,PROF with GSH

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Attention Span Man

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

Bar Therapy

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

'How do you get to Bingling Bros. circus?'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"You're not even listening!"