Personals: Decoder sought by F,NS,VEG,PROF with GSH
Cryptic Conversation Lover Mugs
Discover mugs that celebrate the intriguing world of cryptic conversations. These witty designs make every coffee break a chance for secret messages and clever banter.
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
"Could I ask just one question?"
Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.
"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"
"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."
"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."
" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."
"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."
"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."
'I see an applicant being hired!'
"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"
"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."
Attention Span Man
Big Talk/Small Talk.
'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'
'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'
'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'
"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."
Bar Therapy
Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.
'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'
"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"
"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."
"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."
'I'm tired of all the small talk.'
After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.
"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"
Think we knew each other in a past life, Randy? I don't believe in past lives. In fact, I don't believe in the past. Or the future I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight? ... Sorry, that's Randy's line #42. Reflex. Wait, let me write that down.
"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."
"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"
Man sleeps instead of reading 'The Art of Listening.'
'How do you get to Bingling Bros. circus?'
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